So this is what it's like to lose your mind

Example 1
Hubby: "Honey, Where is the Baby Tylenol?"
Me: "No, I already have Christmas presents!"
Hubby: "Huh?....oh...uh...um...what did you get me?"Me: "I dunno. but I have them"Hubby: "Have what?"Me: "Huh? What are you talking about?"
Example 2
Hubby: "Wow, it's hot in here."
Me: "You need help out of your Jammie-wammies?"
Hubby: "What?!? No! Are you insane? We're..."Me: "Why are you yelling?"
Hubby: "you just asked to undress me."
Me: "I did? Oh dear..."