"Whoa, Mommy! Datha big bump! Be careful!"
"Mommy, too fatht!"
"Mommy, too thlow!"
"No radio, Mommy. Only driving."
"Too dark, Mommy. More lightth."
We have on our hands a little backseat driver right now. I'd pull over and tell him if he has so much trouble with my driving, he should take over.
Except carseats aren't allowed in the front. ANd he'd have a little trouble reaching anything.