Despite his grand name, I have doubts that my son will ever be a conqueror of the known world, a first class hockey player, or is destined for anything requiring vast quantities of aggression or conflict.
I think he has designs to be a Jedi. Apparently we picked the wrong name of the two we’d agreed on.
Every time he does something bad and catches that he’s getting “the look” he puts on an odd face, waves his hand around, and says:
“You think it’s funny.”
Unfortunately for him, the Force does not appear to be strong in him.